Tirade To The Goyim--Hillarity Tell-All Goes Viral

Hillarity Clampett blew up at protesters today after a private speech to executives from Monsanto and subsidiary Blackwater Academi Private Army GPFH (Genocidal Psychopaths For Hire).

“Yes, my candidacy, and my 'opponent’s' candidacy, is funded by your enemies, because we are your enemies. You don’t remember--because you were busy taking the bait getting titillated by Free Willy’s peccadillos--back when AllBrrr, Free Willy and I all got caught red-handed prostituting ourselves the Democratic Party and your country to the Communist Chinese.

"You think when we call you 'Goyim' it's a religious thing? It means 'animal!' As in 'property.' I tell you, when we set out with the inception of public schooling in America to dumb you down, little did we realize how successful we’d be--today actual Jewish people are as clueless as the rest of you exactly who and what “God’s Chosen People” really are, and the bill of goods you’ve been sold in the process.

"We eat your children for breakfast, after using them in bed for our entertainment...we feed you your own aborted fetuses in the industrial food-like substances you buy, in your soda pop and we add in heavy metals and inject you with your children telling you it’s 'medicine,' ...and you still fawn over us and vote for us!

"You really have become, too stupid to govern yourselves. So you get us. We are prostituting ourselves to the Arabs because the Chinese have figured out how slimy and diseased we are, and are starting to seriously regret getting in bed with us. We’ll prostitute ourselves to anyone with money or resources, to feed our bankrupt ravening maw. And when I say ‘prostitute,’ I mean we’re selling them, not just your country: we’re selling them you. Our livestock. Did you know the word ‘collateral’ comes from the word ‘cattle?’ You. The Stupid Goyim.

"Back when we shoved public education down your ancestor's throats, all we had to do was call the few with a clue who were resisting us things like ‘Alarmist,’ --equivalent nowadays to calling someone a ‘Conspiracy Theorist,’ and as you have done since time immemorial, like you did with Jesus, you took up the chant and did our dirty-work for us, beating them bloody, burning their homes--you know, all the usual.

"We’ve noticed lately, that an aquarium full of guppies behaves more intelligently than you lot, especially when it comes to self-preservation and recognizing who your enemies are!

"You pay to have your children’s heads filled with garbage at our universities; a Neanderthal medicine-man knew more about nutrition than your doctors do, and a Mesopotamian kid counting with clay beads could have told you that statistically, what you call ‘medicine’ is killing you.

"You ingest whatever poisons we advertise to you, and congratulate yourselves for injecting your children with the bioweapons we sell you. We distracted you with videos of Smiley Virus Twerking, while we gave your enemies thirty trillion dollars of your wealth and drove your nation and your planet into bankruptcy, and still you fawn over us, vote for us, and swallow whatever ridiculous garbage our disinfotainment media feeds you. I think you deserve us."